Steaming Mitten

After doling out a Detroit Thunder Clap (DTC) the woman then scoops up some of her freshly discharged shit and proceeds to give a hand job to the man on the receiving end if the DTC.

After she gave me a DTC she proceeded to give me a steaming mitten.

by Lilac Thirteen December 16, 2011

steaming yak shit

When something is annoying past the point of being horse shit

Dude, I got friend zoned again! This is steaming yak shit!

by codered253 February 16, 2013

steaming shovel

Where you fuck a girl in the ass then pull out and make her suck your dick.

Give that bitch a steaming shovel

by Spoondick January 24, 2014

steaming a cheeseburger

you proceed to Dutch oven a girl, and while you bask in the ambience of the aroma you proceed to have vaginal intercourse, thus creating the steamed cheeseburger.

dude, last night my kid walked in on me steaming a cheeseburger!

by Big dick suddy September 9, 2015

steaming teapot

When someone blows you so hard they have semen coming out of their nose

I turned that girls face into a steaming teapot

by Tyson the douche December 22, 2015

Steaming Pickle

When your Having anal sex out side between November 12th and February 13th and you remove you penis from your partners anus and a cloud of steam rises from your member

Babe did you see my steaming pickle when i pulled out your ass???

by Geefo2012 April 29, 2016

Steaming Dave

(n) pronounced Stee-Ming Day-veh: it is a room temperature Apple juice ran through a steamer. It is similar to a cider.

Carla was burning because Jerry spilled a fresh Steaming Dave all over her uncovered legs.

by Grover12345 August 17, 2016