STD Monday

STD monday is the best day of the week in the army. On that day, you get to have sex with anyone you want (hint, STD). It's usually on a Monday and tons of babies are conceived with in that time frame.

Stacey: OMG, I had sex with Phil on STD Monday and now I'm pregnant!

Tara: You shoulda used protection. Now your gonna end up with an Army Brat.

by Shawty b u f f <3 June 24, 2011

STD Queen

A slut who has every STD known and unknown to man. Also, she gives the STD's.

Man A: Man, Jatavia is the STD queen! She gave me HIV!

Man B: You got lucky! She gave me some STD that made my dick flat!

by FailedKamikazePilot October 16, 2019

STD Hit

To hire/request someone with an STD to go out and have sex with a victim of your choice.

My girl just cheated on my with with a nigga named Jarquavious. I'm gonna have someone do an STD hit on him.

by Africanwtr November 17, 2022

STD Muffin

A man who is very handsome so you have to assume he may get sexual with many ladies and therefore may have an STD.STD is still pronounced stud, just spelled without the letter u.

Girl look at his fine ass,ain he just a STD muffin.

by MaritzaMonique February 27, 2009

STD Boy

A guy that get's around so much that he has to have at least 7 different STD's.

Girl 1: Did you get with him last night?
Girl 2: No one wants to get with STD Boy anymore!

by marie marie August 22, 2005

STD tag

a varitaion on the game of tag, in which the player who is "it" tags another, and while doing so, shouts out the name of a known STD, such as "the clap." The person who is now "it" now has to tag another player, and shout the name of another STD. If an STD is repeated, that player is eliminated.

The following is an example of a game if STD Tag:

Johnny: *Tags Jenny* Herpes!
Jenny: Damn, now I'm it...*runs after Billy and tags him* Gonorrhea!
Billy: Crap.

by you KNOW its true April 14, 2007

STD prone

A new word used to replace "Retarded" in high school/college vernacular. The phrase comes from the fact that stupid people are more likely to contract STDs.

That man is STD prone.

Whenever Bhavjot asks me for help I think, "Man that kid is STD prone".
Wow those kids seem STD prone.

by johnappleseed2001 October 30, 2019