smorg

crappy cafeteria food, especially from schools/universities

This is the same smorg we had last week!

The cafeteria sign says this fish is scrod. What kind of fish is a scrod? Leave it to the cafeteria people to think of such brilliant names for smorg.

by Vertigo January 11, 2004

Smorgasbord

When a woman with a large FUPA (Front Upper Puss Area) bends over exposing her anus and vagina, and someone goes to town like Peter Griffin at an all you can eat buffet after yelling ‘smorgasbord’ as their war cry.

Chris’s face smells funny, I bet he went to the smorgasbord again.

by Kathy S 😋 June 27, 2018

cock smorgishboard

Every gay mans dream, a large amount of naked men standing in a line waiting to give and or be pleasherd. very very scary.

Doug got very happy when he saw his friends had set up a cock smorgishboard for his 45th birthday

by Redapril1 March 26, 2008

Snorg Tees

the person who is reading this definition is a total idiot because the ads of the company are all over the site.

Dude #1: wats a snorg tees?
Dude #2: go to urbandictionary.com
Dude #1: ok?

by lt.noah February 4, 2010

smorgasblog

A blog entry in which the writer writes about several different, often unrelated topics.

In yesterday's smorgasblog he wrote about everything from global warming to what he had for breakfast to how he hates golf to his travel plans for next summer.

by Aibosi April 26, 2007

smorger

the person who sets up the Smorgasbord

The Smorger was late in getting the Smorgasbord ready for the guests

by whirledtraveler November 30, 2010

smorgasbowl

multiple strains of marijuana packed into one smoking pipe bowl.

After the party i collected all the random nugs from around my house and packed up a fat smorgasbowl.

by KushNuggests April 30, 2011