Squidward's Nose

When your man has a Squidward nose it means his dick is small but fat and flappy

I fucked my man last night he had such a Squidward's Nose it couldn't fit in my hole and didn't penetrate

by Snapothecoinboiiiz March 16, 2019

Squidward

A white, skinny ass person who is lazy and can't think straight

Squidward was being pasty again.

by Nick Brady March 6, 2009

Squidward

The saggy part of a beanie when someone wears a beanie.

Do you like that guy's beanie. Yeah he's rocking the squidward

by Squidwardlover328 March 18, 2011

Brody likes squidword

You know that one guy from Spongebob well a weird guy likes him his name is brody.s also nick

Haha brody likes squidword also nick from big mouth

by iChu1 December 9, 2018

Jonathan billiam squidworth

The most dapper chad in the world. He stops at nothing to open a door for a lady. He is closely related to giga squidward.

Oh my Jonathan Billiam Squidworth just came into the ballroom. He already has two bitches on his shoulders.

by Megasour69 January 28, 2023

Squidward265

Someone who you can have a good laugh with. Generally uses an insult involving a 12 inch on the local ho. Often in w83 kicking all the bullshitters' asses.

P1: OMG RUN!!!!1
P2: Why?
P1: ITS SQUIDWARD265 SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT

by JamesLegaia December 27, 2008

squidward brunt

Sore loser

"Stop being such a squidward brunt, get over it!"

by Longlivedobby November 27, 2016