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Midnight squeeze

When a person masturbates in a forest at night. Usually done in order to increase the strength of orgasm and arousal because of the heightened senses gained from being in a low light and possibly dangerous environment.
I went for a midnight squeeze last night, it was awsome.
by Travis Nielsen October 16, 2008
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lemonade squeeze

When you are giving anal to a person and you pee inside of their asshole and they squeeze it out like a creampie.
Hey what are you doing
I'm going to give you a lemonade squeeze
EWW!!
by XxxCRON619xxX March 6, 2009
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shriver squeeze

An act performed by two males in which one male inserts his penis into another males anus. Just before ejaculation the receiver squeezes the genitals of the other male so he can finish in his mouth.
"Did you hear about Kole" asked Steve. "No what happened" Josh replied. "He performed a Shriver squeeze last night and now Toney won't stop calling him!"
by weird fact November 4, 2014
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Squeeze one out like a commando

The act of forcing oneself to defecate, even though one doesn't require to defecate. Usually used to make room in the stomach so one can eat more.
Bob was so full at the Chinese buffet that he went to the toilet to Squeeze one out like a commando to make room for dessert.
by Frempt November 25, 2009
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Alabama Squeezebox

Coined from the animated film Rango, starring Johnny Depp, an Alabama Squeeze Box is when two men simultaneously perform bowel movements into both a woman's vagina and asshole.
"Hey chaps, lets do an Alabama Squeezebox on Susannah and then follow it up with some Space Dock Fondue!"

"I say, old fellow! That sound's positively delightful!"
by Serequel October 12, 2011
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squeeze one out

v. to masturbate, or cause ones self to ejaculate
by alkalinesam February 26, 2005
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dick squeezer

A dick squeezer is a person who is so much of an asshole that they squeeze dicks for fun.
by inversecoma April 21, 2007
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