Swooping

Sweeping while pooping

There was dirt in front of the toilet so I started swooping

by howyoudoin?? May 13, 2018

spoofing

When you fall on a soft surface

"After a long day, spoofing on your bed feels so good", ''I'm sorry I broke your sofa, I just spoofed on it''

by yuh it's angie April 24, 2021

spopping

spop (verb)

present participle: spopping
past participle: spopped

to engage in the activity of watching spop, also known as she-ra and the princesses of power

- Do you want to spop tonight?
- We are spopping at 2am!
- We spopped all day yesterday!

by tibsithesmile May 21, 2021

Swooping Magpie

A swooping magpie is defined as the act of masturbating on a balcony and ejaculating over the edge to land on an unsuspecting member of the public passing below.

Brenda to Brian: Brian I think a bird just shat on you.

Brian to Brenda: No Brenda my dear, that was in fact a classic swooping magpie. I better get cleaned up.

by RedoxAssassin May 29, 2022

SpoolingDiesel

Proof that people will charge money for anything

Another mercedes benz mod by SpoolingDiesel for 20 dollars...

by ruralurban24 February 8, 2023

Short spooning

When feeding an infant/toddler and the child shuts their mouth before the spoon gets all the way in. This typcally results in food being left all over themselves and whom ever is feeding them.

Mom: What happened?!?! There's baby food every where!

Dad: We had a bad case of short spooning.

OR

Mom: why is there food all over Junior?

Dad: He short spooned me

by k. jordan February 25, 2009

Anti-spooning

The act of where two people in a bed either are facing each other or facing away from each other so as to not be able to spoon.

Come on face the other way we can't spoon when you're facing me. Why do you want to be anti-spooning?

by Salvatore1 March 26, 2011