Definitions by RedoxAssassin
Swooping Magpie
A swooping magpie is defined as the act of masturbating on a balcony and ejaculating over the edge to land on an unsuspecting member of the public passing below.
Brenda to Brian: Brian I think a bird just shat on you.
Brian to Brenda: No Brenda my dear, that was in fact a classic swooping magpie. I better get cleaned up.
Brian to Brenda: No Brenda my dear, that was in fact a classic swooping magpie. I better get cleaned up.
Swooping Magpie by RedoxAssassin May 29, 2022