Splund

A large, overweight, pink spherical creature hailing from the dark and gloomy depths of the trap door. Often renowned for his deep voice and lisp. His diet consists ghouls and other monsters who he will lick and taste with his abnormally large tongue before consuming.

Be warned of his uncontrollable fits of high pitched laughter.

Oh dear! The Splund has returned! The trap door must have been left open. In order to kill him, we must pop him with a large pin.

by Shadocat December 21, 2008

Spunk Rack

An open faced recepticle in which you can store spunk. Typically another persons body part.
Normally used for short term storage.

"I whacked my load in her spunk rack for safe keeping..."

by booshboy April 2, 2009

spunk slug

a tissue which has been used to wipe up copious amounts of semen and it's then given dampness means that the tissue resembles a slug

A: Yeah last night I jizzed so much
B: Yeah, I bet your tissue was like a spunk slug

by SEABADGERMAN August 7, 2010

Spunk Duster

The name nearest piece of material available for wiping off the baby gravy from passionate moments past. This could be a towel, tissue, a sock or even an animals head. We all have potential spunk dusters around us, it is the act of wiping your mess on it which will forever cement that items name as the "Spunk duster"

Guy: Ohhh yeah, that's got it! Here it comes!

Gal: Watch out for my glasses!

Guy: It's safe, it landed in your armpit....

Gal: Ok, pass me the spunk duster...........

by Spunk Dunker January 7, 2011

Splungry

Sooper hungry

Alex is splungry. His stomach is empty after he left night dirt on my bathroom floor.

by Rufus T. Harlemberry August 16, 2011

spunk enema

When, after unprotected anal sex, the ejaculate and lube, combined with having had a dong poking around in your butt, cause you to drop a dook.

That gangbang gave me a spunk enema; as soon as the last guy finished I shoved him off me and ran to the bathroom.

by VelmaTallbot July 25, 2013

Spunk Marley

Whilst plowing your woman or, preferrably the mistress, in doggy style. Right before climax, the male pulls out and immediately targets the hair with his warm spunk. He then lays her flat, mounts her and ferociously tugs, twists and tangles a lock of her hair, thus creating the Spunk Marley deadlock!

Billy: Guess what Hank, last night I gave Mary the good ol' Spunk Marley while we were listening to 'No Woman No Cry'.

Hank: Gee whiz Billy!

by elmedina September 18, 2014