A large, overweight, pink spherical creature hailing from the dark and gloomy depths of the trap door. Often renowned for his deep voice and lisp. His diet consists ghouls and other monsters who he will lick and taste with his abnormally large tongue before consuming.
Be warned of his uncontrollable fits of high pitched laughter.
Be warned of his uncontrollable fits of high pitched laughter.
Oh dear! The Splund has returned! The trap door must have been left open. In order to kill him, we must pop him with a large pin.
by Shadocat December 21, 2008
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by Shadocat February 19, 2009
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The "splendid bogan", a sub species of the famous "boganii australis". This particular beast is extremely hard to recognise for they appear "normal" on the outside, in fact they are often considered "beautiful", but deep down they are terrifyingly ugly and BOGAN!
They are often found throughout the "North Shore" and "Eastern Suburbs" of Sydney.
They are often found throughout the "North Shore" and "Eastern Suburbs" of Sydney.
David Attenborough; BE WARNED. "One must exhibit extreme caution when approaching the Boganii splendicus, for looks can be very deceiving".
by tangelico July 21, 2009
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Somewhere between sitting and standing is the spland!
To spland is to understand the universe... to be in perfect balance and harmony.
Splanding techniques vary but usually requires assistance from a drug like MDMA combined with a psychedelic - you must be loose but also attuned, leaning without recognising gravities influence.
Many try but not all succeed.
To spland is to understand the universe... to be in perfect balance and harmony.
Splanding techniques vary but usually requires assistance from a drug like MDMA combined with a psychedelic - you must be loose but also attuned, leaning without recognising gravities influence.
Many try but not all succeed.
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- Nigga, we sell crack.
- Splendid.
- Nigga, we sell crack.
- Splendid.
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