Kmart Special

1. Used to describe a cheap or outdated item; may also refer to something of poor quality.

2. A bargain.

"That phone is a brick; it looks like a damn Kmart Special."

"Did you pay a lot for those rims? Naw son, I got the Kmart Special."

by Teedge April 29, 2008

freshman special

crappy weed that you buy/sell to freshman or anyone else not worth giving your good weed to.

just smoked some freshman special a half an hour ago and i dont feel anything anymore.

by penguin1610 May 30, 2010

Zupan Special

When Zupan hands you a candidate whom you believe is all set, ready to take the job...however it turns out he delivered a real bag of shit, not closed and just a royal pain in the ass.

Following Zupan's advice, I presumed the candidate was ready to accept the role, however come to find out, the candidate was a real Zupan Special, he/she never intended to take the role, only used our offer to counter his current employer.

by Flanker67 June 8, 2018

florida special

The act of getting drunk and high off bath salts, then getting a blowjob from an alligator which ultimately results in the loss of ones penis

Benjamin was sad, so he gave himself the Florida special

by QWERTY7769 April 22, 2020

parking lot special

A dent that occurs on ones car after being parked in a public lot. Usually from a shopping cart or another cars door.

I just got my DB9 a week ago and already have a parking lot special on the passenger side.

by Johnny Tats April 23, 2008

Full Tilt Special

An internet poker term. When you get rivered by a one or two-outer.

Johnathan got the Full Tilt Special 165 times in the course of an hour.

by charliepaker789 August 25, 2009

The Tea Cup Seaman Special

To Spunk into a persons tea instead of using milk.

"I did the ttcss into my girlfriends tea because she would not give me a BJ" said Peter

"What is the ttcss" asked Ian
"The Tea Cup Seaman Special" replied Peter

by The Owler November 27, 2014