spankelicious

A) an object or item of great interest;
B) an unattainable female specimen that you and your friends only dream about, but never have the guts to approach;
C) an exciting situation or prospect in which the observers or participants revel or marvel in.

A) this new sound system is spankelicious.
B) dude, the chicks in that party were totally spankelicious!
C) you got those DJ Tiesto tickets at 40% off? the concert is gonna be so spankelicious!

by Faisal S. January 16, 2008

Spanker Wanker

someone who spanks thier dick to try and ejaculate

hey look at spanker wanker slapping his dick ha ha ha.

by juddah March 30, 2009

Spacked out

A level of high while doing crystal meth

Hey bro im getting a part time job that pays 25,000.00 a week! Yeah bro hes spacked out!

by N8gco January 11, 2019

ball spanker

Someone who does or says something that others don't like or appreciate. They don't care because they are selfish and self centered.

person 1: Look at that guy over there making fun of that mentally challenged person. person 2: Wow he thinks he's funny. What a ball spanker.

by jimmybomm April 24, 2020

Muff Spanker

(v.)

To aggressively slap a bitch's pussy when they are acting out of line.

A way to stop the bitch from complaining about bad sex.

Yeah bro, once I found out that Jeff Weaver had a mom, I gave that bitch a big muff spanking.

by Ryan Fuckass Fairy! April 15, 2005

spacked

Stuffed, worn out, not working properly.

I'm feeling so completely spacked today

by Nukkels February 6, 2005

spankidextrous

The ability to "spank it" with either hand with equal proficiency

"Which hand do you use to spank it."

"Homie, I'm Spankidextrous! I can use either hand"

by Bdx1213 September 11, 2013