smashed the pasty

a vague reference to an undefined sexual act.

Most likely to be a euphemism for masturbation.

Can also be used as 'smashing the pasty.' (To be in the act of.)

"I've just smashed the pasty on her face"

by _linzi December 15, 2011

smashed da homie

To fuck a friend of the friend that ur trying to hook up with

stevie j and benzino off of love and hip hop Atlanta. Joselin smashed da homie

by Mr,MIke September 9, 2013

Smashed Crab Syndrome

Smashed crab syndrome (abbr; SCS) is a disorder associated with the copious consumption of alcohol and or drugs, over a period of time, to the point where the victim exhibits the capability and appearance of a 'smashed crab'. The initial signs of SCS can often be observed from a young age, and although there is limited medical knowledge of the syndrome, scientists have ascertained that SCS is degenerative disease that worsens with age, eventually leaving the sufferer with crippling alcoholism.

"Did you see Michael at the pub last night?"
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."

by badcuntofbx January 1, 2014

smashed whacked

the act of being extremely smashed (drunk) and also extremely whacked (stone)

me and Crabberz got that smashed whacked last night, was spacey as

by krillf_man9 June 20, 2016

splashed out

Consumed two drugs; usually weed and lean or bars and lean and feel great.

I'm splashed out right now

by bcrush January 31, 2017

Smashed the guts out of it

To have vicious, somewhat unhealthy intercourse.

"it got to the point I had to shag her. Absolutely smashed the guts out of it, I did. You should've seen it. Fanny like sandblasted beef tripe"

by Smear test August 23, 2017

Smashed Hole

When you get your ass hole pounded and smashed

The prostitute has a smashed hole

by Big Cock in Your Face October 9, 2017