Bed Sitting

The term "Bed Sitting" applies to an individual who has no purpose in life and sits in a bed all day, preferably their partners bed. When an individual is bed sitting, they tend to have their laptop with them and watch Youtube videos all day while their partner is out making a living to support the individual who is bed sitting.

Scenario:

Man1: Hey have you seen Jessica lately?
Man2: No i havent... but if you check the snap map location, it shows she is still at Smith Ave where her boyfriend lives.

Man1: She is always there right? I wonder why she is there everyday?
Man2: She is probably bed sitting for when her boyfriend comes back from work to support her lazy ass!

by ConnorsCure November 19, 2019

Sitting jeans

Jeans that are flexible enough to sit in for a long period of time

Person1: We are going to a restaurant so im going to wear my sitting jeans!
Person2: Okay! Me too.

by EBONN August 28, 2023

donkey sitting

taking a dumb stand in a fight, row, argument or debate

Allyssa was donkey sitting on Bryan's side.

by Danikinssss January 6, 2021

sitting taco

A chick who will wait around to have sex with you till the end of time.

Bro, this chick keeps texting me even though I got back with my ex. I think shes a sitting taco

by sedk6 August 30, 2014

sweat sitting

when you sit for too long and your butt starts sweating

your butt looks like you have been sweat sitting

by Bang tan army October 28, 2021

Holy Sit

When autocorrect fucks with you

guy 1: holy sit
guy 2: Jacob, i think you mean holy shit
guy 1: no, i am siting on a flattened god
guy 2: HOLY SIT!

by MMᄅƎNpƎɹ ⅋ Ɔ∩ɯǝɹ∀p April 17, 2020

out-sit

When you use a public restroom (e.g. at work) and are about to have a loud and embarrassing session, but another person comes in, causing you to hold it until they leave. After they leave you are free to let loose without fear of being laughed at.

Jim: Dude, you were gone for a long time.

Mike: Yeah, I had a nasty burrito for lunch and then had to out-sit 2 guys that came in to piss. I didn’t think I would make it!

by TACOpolo March 6, 2009