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Simanye is a young man with a lot of potential to be one of the greatest people to have ever lived. Coming from a not so wealthy background, he remains deeply humble, although some might misjudge his confidence for arrogance. Blessed with leadership skills and a great logical thinker, one might assume that it is only a matter of time before he makes his mark on the world.
He came up with one of the best ideas the panel has ever seen. Some of the panel called it a Simanye idea.
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Get the Simanye mug.Simland (often styled “Sim Land”) is a relatively new Telegram ecosystem that appears in 2021, centered on Simswapping fraud. Its exact founders and start date are unclear, but it emerged amid a surge of Telegram abuse by fraudsters2
By mid‑2024, researchers like Intel 471 were tracking thousands of illicit Telegram channels (over 5,700) offering things like SIM swapping and OTP. During this period, Telegram came under pressure (e.g. France indicted Telegram’s CEO in August 2024 for allowing illegal content and reportedly began banning crime-related groups. Simland’s original channel was said to be banned around that time. In this context, a new “Sim Land” network of channels was created. According to its own directory, Simland bills itself as “The Simland Network”
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Alan W. Filion known online by aliases including “Dushatar4,” was sentenced in 2025 to four
years in federal prison after pleading guilty to over 375 swatting and bomb threat hoaxes across the U.S.
from 2022 to 2024. He monetized these attacks by offering swatting-for-hire services4 on social media
and messaging platforms. Filion was reportedly active in the Telegram community Simland, primarily
known for SIM swapping and other cybercriminal activity.
By mid‑2024, researchers like Intel 471 were tracking thousands of illicit Telegram channels (over 5,700) offering things like SIM swapping and OTP. During this period, Telegram came under pressure (e.g. France indicted Telegram’s CEO in August 2024 for allowing illegal content and reportedly began banning crime-related groups. Simland’s original channel was said to be banned around that time. In this context, a new “Sim Land” network of channels was created. According to its own directory, Simland bills itself as “The Simland Network”
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Alan W. Filion known online by aliases including “Dushatar4,” was sentenced in 2025 to four
years in federal prison after pleading guilty to over 375 swatting and bomb threat hoaxes across the U.S.
from 2022 to 2024. He monetized these attacks by offering swatting-for-hire services4 on social media
and messaging platforms. Filion was reportedly active in the Telegram community Simland, primarily
known for SIM swapping and other cybercriminal activity.
"Authorities have intensified efforts to dismantle Simland, a notorious network of Telegram channels linked to SIM swapping, swatting-for-hire, and other forms of cybercrime."
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Ruki: its sitting and standing all at once! it's the unspoken prophecy!
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Ruki: it truly is fun! its goes just like this! *proceeds to sitandance*
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Amused cutie: I never need help sitting down, brushing dust/snow off my behind, soothing my butt after sitting on hard/uneven surfaces, etc., but I still always agreeably allow my male friends to administer said "ass-sistance" to me, since I know dat they love pleasuring their thirsting hands on my warm pillowy booty.
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