muff shovel

A utensil gifted to males to aid in their constant search for muff. A muff shovel, scientifically referred to as an erect penis, allows males to excavate the depths of their mate's uterine cavity. An erect penis becomes a muff shovel when the male wielding it decides to refer to it as such. The male must declare his utensil to be a muff shovel and declare the female muff the ultimate goal to be conquered.

My boyfriend totally dug my stuff out with his muff shovel last week. It was exhilarating. He even donned a head lamp.

muff shovel by Tidrow March 21, 2011

love shovel 

A term used by young male farmer-types to describe their penis.

Guy - "I'm going digging tonight."
Girl - "Where?"
Guy - "In you! With my love shovel."

love shovel by Imcooterthanyou June 4, 2016

belly shovel 

Spoon

Gather many followers, Use belly shovel

belly shovel by Bellyshovel May 10, 2019

helium shovel

A ubiquitous piece of equipment used by construction crews, ostensibly for digging holes, that requires the operator to lean on it continually so it does not float away due to the gravity-defying materials from which it's made.

Foreman: What the fuck am I paying you for? Get your ass in gear!
Jimmy: Working the helium shovel, boss.
Dave: Strap that thing down; it's time to go to the gas station for some coffee and a porn break anyway.

helium shovel by AllTheGoodHandlesAreTaken July 10, 2019

bring-a-shovel friend 

A close friend whose job it is to bring a shovel if you should ever need to hide a body.

If this girl doesn't stop talking trash about me, I'll have to call my bring-a-shovel friend.

bring-a-shovel friend by stephy10 June 2, 2010

Truffle shovel 

Licking truffle butter off of someone's asshole and proceeding to eat it

Hey baby, only $50 for a truffle shovel.

Truffle shovel by TheMacDaddy March 19, 2016

Le Shovel 

A hairstyle where the fringe is flicked up like a shovel.

Damien Mullens hair is le shovel

Le Shovel by babababa12345 July 13, 2009