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Short bus 

A horizontally challenged bus that people have become accustomed to watching pick up developmentally challenged children and adults. Cleverly worked into an insult when someone does something stupid.
"What the hell are you doing pissing on my rug? I didn't see a short bus outside"

"The short bus picks up my neighbour's kid every morning. He looks like that banjo boy from 'Deliverance.' In other news, I have a first-class ticket to hell."
Short bus by Lazarus Ciccone December 27, 2004

short with someone

Jonny: *rants about something*

Sheri: K.

(More words that could be used are: Mhm; Sure; Idk; Cool; K; Yeah; Idc; and so on.)

Short with someone-

Being rude by one wording a person, sort of implying to end the conversation.
short with someone by Kate Good October 24, 2015

short weekends 

When a person wears trousers that are just a bit too short, so you can see his legs when either standing up or sitting down.
"Ha Ha look at that dudes Short Weekends!"
short weekends by Mrt1993 June 13, 2007

short end of the stick 

to get the short end of the stick is to suffer the bad effects of a situation.
Good Samaritan laws exist so that people who have a desire to help don't wind up getting the short end of the stick.

I really suck at writing about myself, so in application processes that require personal statements, I really get the short end of the stick.

Short n' Curly 

I found a short n' Curly in my soup.

short-shorts 

a pair of shorts that exposes parts of the leg that are not meant to be exposed

usually worn by females, or males who are extremely comfortable with themselves
"nice short-shorts!!!(guy smiling and giving thumbs up)"

"ew, those short-shorts are showing more than I need to see!"
short-shorts by garTITS July 16, 2009