crazier than a rat trapped in a tin shithouse

Phrase old fuckers used to use to describe really fucked-up seemingly normal people. All bets are off in this situation because now this means the batshit crazy person loses their shit pretty fast and wants to fuck someone up real bad. My advice: run. The short modern version is: crazier than a shithouse rat. The clean version is: crazier than a rat trapped in a tin hen-house, but dont' even use this version around more than three women who are over 30 or they will fold their arms, lower their head a little while glaring at you --like you just offended their pussies.

That Jenkins is "crazier than a rat trapped in a tin shithouse"

by Jaspa J October 1, 2012

cock sheath

1. A derogatory term used to describe a woman of loose morals and a loose vagina.

That cock sheath just told me to go fuck myself! I'm a kill that bitch.

by Travis S November 11, 2005

Shithound

A person who enjoys sniffing their own crap when they are on the bowl.

The other day Rudi was telling me how bad the bathroom smelled after he finished talking a dump. I noticed that he really likes to smell his own crap. He must be a shithound.

by MattyG82 June 4, 2009

shithead

A head filled with shit,
Someone whose head is filled with shit

Joe is a shithead.
You have shit for brains, so you are a shithead.

by Tsu February 4, 2003

facebook shithead

Someone who you know personally, and by the power of facebook turns into this magical philosopher, problem solver, visionary speaker and just a general complainer of life who doesn't know shit from clay and you know for a fact they are the stupidest dweeb ever!

Sue- "whteva btchs ihm sooo tuff and imma gt awn wif it . u cnt gt me dwn coz im strng. im nt fazd by u".

Me- "learn to spell you Facebook Shithead"

Jack- "I love life, I love all of you. Thank you world. Etc
Me- " This guys a total Facebook Shithead"

by The_Def_Master December 3, 2013

sheathe the sword

to insert your penis into a vagina or to put it back into your pants

I couldn't rightly sheathe the sword after I'd been handcuffed so the policeman gladly obliged.

by Schismrobo January 19, 2008

Dick Sheath

any orafice used to temporarily house a penis. most often during sexual gratification.

"Her ruby red lips made a fine decoration for her dick sheath"

by JamesJames July 19, 2004