Sean Connery Syndrome

When a man believes that his physical attractiveness is in unaffected by age. Syndrome sufferers often repeat the word "distinguished" and cite Sean Connery as an example, hence the syndrome name. Afflicted men fail to recognize that the allure of Connery's celebrity status does not apply to them. Plus no woman age 35 or younger would ever want today’s Sean Connery to sexually touch her now. Cures for this syndrome include looking into a mirror and psychoanalysis to break down their deep refusal to acknowledge reality.

Man A: That brunette won't lock eyes with me. I'm gonna get closer.

Man B: Her? She is half your age.
Man A: What are you talking about? My distinguished looks can bag that!
Man B: Dude, you got some chronic Sean Connery Syndrome. I'll be over here when she has the bartender send you away.

by clevername July 19, 2018

Savannah Ives

Savannah Ives is a great YouTuber she’s super pretty, sooo chill, she’s the type of girl you wish you were friends with has great fashion sense and an amazing sense of humor such an icon

Person one : did you subscribe to Savannah Ives yet?

Person two: yeah I’m actually apart of her fandom the savi crew

Person one: me too

by Mr.stealyagirlisback January 11, 2019

Savannah

Savannah is a very strong and outgoing person! She has beautiful blue eyes and all her friends know they can trust her! She is one amazing dancer and will be your friends through thick and thin! She has an amazing heart and knows what she wants in life. She has many goals in life and is encouraged to reach them! She is an extremely love able person and you can trust her with anything. if you are having a bad day she knows how to make you smile😊 any boy would be lucky to have her!:) and she is one of the most beautiful people you will ever meet!!!

Girl: did you see Savannah today???
Boy: yeah she was lookin fricken gorgeous!!
Girl: i know I wish I looked that good

by Jeniqua:))) June 6, 2019

Scevan

An emotionless creature, drifting through life. Lacks basic communication skills and is adverse to talking and making friends. They also have a high affinity to dairy products.

Eww, look at that Scevan over there!

by xXHymenAnnihilator69/420Xx March 29, 2019

Sean MacGuire

A male, Irish redhead, who has an obsession with walking into the town of Rhodes at the wrong time.

Arthur Morganr: "I need calmness. If I take you, I might as well bring Micah along."

Sean MacGuire: Compare me to that oily turd again... and you're a dead man."

Arthur: "Fair enough."

by FatSco October 11, 2019

Sean Miller Mode

When you eliminate half the fortnite lobby before the match even starts.

Bruh he just went Sean Miller Mode on those kids.

by Fred Witzgall Jr March 20, 2020

SeanCody

A gay porn website that straight people are always curious and look up the most.

A: I just watched a really interesting movie last night!
B: Oh yeah, was it from SeanCody?

by PlayStupidGamesWinStupidPrizes June 27, 2021