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Serbian Flex

Serbian flex is situation in which individual is "flexing" on other people, generally citizens of Serbia about pig he owns.
- Check out my 85'' TV I've bought last saturday, pretty cool, eh?
- That doesnt impress me, I've got 350kg pig in my garden
- That's some dope Serbian Flex, not gonna lie...
by Aurelica October 9, 2023
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Serbia

A country that came to the balkans in the 11th century uninvited. Since then it has been annoying the fuck out of everyone on Balkan, including Albania. Basically how they do this is by constantly crying that ''Kosovo is Serbia'', although it declared it's independence in 2008. They also think they have the strongest military on Balkan, but the world bank talks for us Croats. Even though we have everything higher than them GDP, Military budget, Health care money, i can go on and on for half an hour, they think we're nothing compared to them. They constantly bring up history facts about us being nazi puppets Well we actually were, WERE, It's the past... And also they don't mention they killed a decent amount of albanian civillians : ) Also in Vukovar Which won't be forgotten unarmed and untrained civillians fucked the chetniks all day untill they retreated. Basically everyone in the balkans hates them and they are a mistake. They also think that Kosovo is Serbia, but sadly for them and happily for Kosovo, it's not anymore. Sadly they do suck Russia's dick 24/7 for them to help them against us. But luckily we have NATO as an ally so Russia won't do shit Also all of it's allies are basically in a crisis (With the exception of Russia) so they aren't of much help as well I can get all of the dislikes on the world on this. But hey Serbs are running away from the truth Sorry for grammar mistakes I was typing this on my phone and I'm too lazy to go back and fix them
Friend: Serbia is shit!
Me: Capitan Obvious saves the day!!!
by #ZaDom May 15, 2017
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Dirty Serbian

The sexual act of shitting into a towel, wrapping it around the girls head to make her look like a terrorist, followed by lighting in on fire and fucking her in the ass, and hopefully cumming before her hair burns off.
I gave my wife a Dirty Serbian but i was to slow and now she looks like a mix between Brittney Spears and a cancer patient.
by nuudnuud69 May 20, 2009
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serination

the act of singing aloud. singing a song out loud to a special person. Form of serinade.
Did you enjoy my serination? I sang lovely for you.
by Little Suzie February 2, 2005
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serbian people

when talking we are loud. when angry they talk even louder and spit when talking. aloud to drink at the age 13. but they fun to hang around with. and when they try to talk english they make their own words up. and when drunk their really funny or geting into fights because of a soocer game.
we are tied with irealand are the best contries in the world...
by nikola O****ic July 28, 2005
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Serbia

Serbia is amazing.
SRBIJA , PRVACI SVETA . <3

HotGirl:Hey im serbian

Dude:Will you do me?

HotGirl:No . cuz serbia JUST BEAT FRANCE IN TENNIS AND ARE NOW THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD . <3
by Serbia. December 5, 2010
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Serbian Touchtime

When you hang upside down from a building while masturbating, then ejaculate on ususpecting civilians
David: Hey do you want do the Serbian Touchtime

Gary: Sure! Hope I don't fall!
by MarcusTheEdgyKid June 30, 2018
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