Any female who wears an amount of make up which covers up her true looks. Usually orange. Thick as two short planks with most of her bodily parts being fake.
by greeeg June 26, 2014
Get the Scratch cardmug. The Gospels are a good introduction to Jesus and his relationship with Yahweh, but they only scratch the surface when it comes to talking about Abrahamic religions.
by D. Y. Vetz September 2, 2020
Get the Scratch the surfacemug. While trading futures, the act of "doubling down" to average the spread price to escape financial carnage
by Chris Chacon February 18, 2005
Get the PNOY Scratchmug. Term to describe the action of getting one's balls scratched while driving. Similar to road head. Usually performed by the passenger by reaching over with one of those wooden back scratchers.
by Methduesa February 14, 2010
Get the scroad scratchmug. Literally, for one to "scratch where it itches", in particular to scratch the genital area. Often seen as a sign of some disgusting disease or STD.
Man, Frank was picking up that chick in the bar, but when he saw her scratch the patch, he flipped her off and left. I think he figured she had VD or crabs or something.
by Frank Klaune November 13, 2004
Get the scratch the patchmug. homeboy looks like a straight up bum scratch walkin in da club with his basketball pull-away shorts on
by kanhai knights December 27, 2008
Get the bum scratchmug. The scratch rash may have found the remedy for distracting the mind from problems at hand but he is investing in despair.
by provider44 January 15, 2010
Get the scratch rashmug.