Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

When you absolutely, definitely, surely have to be the disappointment of your entire team, and manage to potato your way from certain victory.

“Did you see that 1 v 6 matchup? It was intense!”

“Yeah, but somehow that one guy managed to weasel his way to a win because snatching defeat from the jaws of victory seems to be the other team’s specialty.

by Icelandic_Fart_Police December 3, 2019

cooper smithing

to find one self inside a mans asshole at the moment your mother finds 7 dead male hookers under your bed

being a total fag who is psyhic is cooper smithing

by TheBigAsian69 May 12, 2011

Baby snatching.

An act when the much hated child protective service takes your child.

Them bitches at the cps took my kid, baby snatching. Just because i was smoking some meth in the car with it.

by Nut Walters January 7, 2015

dry snitching

Verb. The proper definition is to ACCIDENTALLY or UNINTENTIONALLY snitch on yourself or someone else.

"Don't bring Quincy, bro. He start dry snitching when he get drunk."

by SailorMercury March 6, 2016

swamp snitching

someone who runs their mouth in a bath tub, which contain stagnant water.

dang that critter was swamp snitching to mr.j all day.

by brent50 December 25, 2007

Snatching

When you snatch ( YANK ) someone’s weave

“WEAVE SNATCHEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD”

Snatching a weave or something

by Natecalaksvjslzjaa February 12, 2018

stitching a deuce

When you knock someone unconscience and tie their hands behind their back. From here you take a shit in their mouth, and sew their mouth up. As they awaken, they will gag and throw up in their mouth, choking them and burning the inside of the throat; resulting in death.

John is stitching a deuce in P-Nap.

by Jooee Kerr February 12, 2008