Schmanging

Alternate term for having sex with a girl.

Dude what were you and Emma doing last night?

We were schmanging

by jfjfj December 12, 2012

Caleb Schwandt

Caleb Schwandt is a fucking whore who likes to mess with girls’ feelings he doesn’t care about anyone but himself and he’s the worst person like ever because he doesn’t care about people who care about him only the ones who couldn’t care less about him and legit hate him. But just Caleb schwandts because Caleb Rivers is hot.

Caleb Schwandt is low key a bitch ass whore.

by Bigdaddyllama April 30, 2019

schwagache

The headache induced by smoking or ingesting inexpensive, low-quality marijuana.

"Ugh, Shannon buys such shitty pot. I always have a schwagache when I leave her place."

by Meredyth September 6, 2006

Schwag Lag

When you smoke some crappy ganja (schwag) and get very tired and start to crash.

I smoked a big joint of some mexican schwag, now i suffer from schwag lag and must sleep.

by R2thaC October 28, 2009

schwanse

The male reproductive organ most likely found below the waist, inbetween the legs. Often refered to as penis, slong, dong, staff, stick, rod, male injector, dick, dingy, cock, knob, weiner, weiney, weiness, etc.

The average blue whale schwanse is 10 feet long.

by Jstreett June 4, 2006

schwanzjob

The act of topping a penis with sauerkraut and mustard, then proceeding to perform the act of fellatio.

Dude I just started dating this German bitch and she gave me a schwanzjob. That shit was intense.

by Meekrab1 June 11, 2011

Schwag

a noun originating from the term used to describe low grade marijuana. now, it is the name of new trier's finest and has evolved from just a name to a way of life known as "schwagenomics"

can also be used to describe a unique situation

1."Damnit, Schwag! Did you eat my food again?"
2."Schwag, did you take something that doesn't belong to you?"
3."That's a very schwag thing of you to do"
4."All you do is play solitaire and smoke schwaggy schwag, schwag"

by 91 June 26, 2008