Schlarbing

When you have a devils three way and a girl eats your ass then makes out with the other guy without his knowledge of said ass eating

Dude I M going to try schlarbing Mike tonight when we bangTina, shit s gunna be hilarious

by Lemmetouchyou September 3, 2017

Schlarf

Greedily eating something.

You're just schlarfing down those doritos

by Barbie Gamer July 31, 2018

Schclartiming

When you shart, cum, vomit, sneeze, cough and have a seizure all simultaneously.

My father passed away last night when he suddenly started schclartiming.

by schclart January 31, 2019

Schlarties

A term used to describe a really poggy poggers cool group of people.

Sam: "hey did you see those schlarties? I wish I could be hang out with them."
Darrell: "omg those schlarties look so cool! Hey why don't we be schlarties, we're pretty cool."
Sam: "Omg! Darrell you're right! We should start calling ourselves schlarties."

by anonymous May 6, 2021

Alexa Scolaro

she's really ugly, very stupid, and actually has no true friends that are there because they want to make her life better. She always gives everything for anyone who shows the slightest hint of need. She never gets it back.

Wow, she's ugly, must be Alexa Scolaro

by 18.18 January 2, 2020

schlarf

A gay individual

A schlarf loves to have sex with people of the same gender

by preltz October 19, 2008

Schylar

Schylar is the type of person that always wants those around them (that they care about) to succeed. They will push for their success and be supportive. They are caring and thoughtful, and want the best for themselves. Schylar’s live inside their head with fictional realities and scenarios. A vice of a schylar is lack of motovation, but when pushed in the right direction it comes easy. Keep a Schylar close to you and happiness will follow.

Man I wish i was with Schylar right now.

same bruh

by whitecollarcrime March 23, 2021