schmoking

to smoke a large cuban cigar and pretend that you are dutch

i would very much enjoy schmoking that pancake

by lion777 June 11, 2003

schmod

someone who doesnt have a clue they are as dumb as a box of rocks.

buzz doesnt know that he is a schmod

by brian newell August 11, 2007

schmoot

Variation of schmuddlapp based on quasi-germanic pronunciation of schmuddlapp.

Don't be a schmoot. You owe me a jack and coke.

by Schmarzen March 17, 2004

sloppy schmoopie

a sexual accident where the mans penis slips out in mid orgasm and shoots at the wrong target, mainly the bed, anus, or any surface underneath.

also see: Djchristiesnickerdoodle

i had a few drinks with my girl and we went back to my place and she let me do the old sloppy schmoopie.

by peebody March 17, 2008

schmoo

When you don't know the words to a song, the word schmoo is used to replace the words that are not known. It can be abbreviated to 'sch' or add 'ey' to the end to give it more versatility.

The YMCA song: "YMCA! Sch sch sch sch schmoo schmoo. YMCA-A!

The Bubba Sparx song I found you, Ms. New Booty: "I found you, Ms. New Schmooey!"

by Notorious M.A.T. June 20, 2006

Sachmo

Elusive monster that captivates Tommy Pickles, and scares the shit out of Chuckie.

Tommy: Damn, Chuckie we almost caught the Sachmo!!

Chuckie: I'm scared!!!! (trembling)

by Wolfman77 March 16, 2010

Schmoogle

ʃmu-gəl

The singular pronoun used when the gender of a speaker or narrator is unspecified.

"He" as a pronoun referring to a gender-neutral subject is outdated and sexist. "They" is plural! Using"He or she" can be far too cumbersome. The solution to our dilemma: Schmoogle.

My classmate keeps asking me for help with schmoogle's homework.

by Bea Minor December 11, 2019