Schmigim

A status half way between friends and dating - You don't see other people but your not dating

we are in a schmigim relationship

by chocolatesquare October 22, 2011

schmuggallipoof

A little, cute child. Normally female - extremely lazy and likes pyjamas.

Awwww look at the lil schmuggallipoof in her onesie

by nawwlilschumggalls December 12, 2012

schmuggy ball

Ball made from paper towel or toilet paper then wet with water. Used for throwing at unsuspecting kids. Can also be thrown up to the ceiling where it will stick.

Did you see all the schmuggy balls on the ceiling above Jim's bunk?

by knishknosh December 22, 2013

schwiggs

(Noun): A man who has never received a handjob (aka an old-fashioned).

That poor schwiggs, he's really missing out.

by Raaaaaaaiiiiiiiddddddd August 11, 2014

Schmaggot

1.A maggoty smelling vagina.

2.A pair of crusty testicles

"Dude she had a horrible schmaggot"

"Man do I have a bad schmaggot going on down there"

by bad@zz mofo April 8, 2015

shmigged

When someone gets hammered. Or messed up.

Wow! Luke is shmigged up!

by Joemano March 11, 2016

Schniggle

The nasal twitch(giggle) that accompanies uncontrollable laughter.

"Ahahah look at her nose!"
"I know she's having a right schniggle!"
"It's a cute nose but it has a life of it's own"

by EverEager September 5, 2016