A term used to refer to an unusually large penis, typically large in both length and girth.
More specifically, the term is best used when describing a schlong so massive that it can swing side to side like a pendulum.
More specifically, the term is best used when describing a schlong so massive that it can swing side to side like a pendulum.
1: Hey I hear that guy has the biggest dick in town.
2: Oh yeah no doubt, I've heard he's got a schlong donger down there.
2: Oh yeah no doubt, I've heard he's got a schlong donger down there.
by BroBuster June 14, 2021
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According to the WHO, men who have sex with men are the group at the highest risk of infection right now. {About 99% of cases are among men, and at least 95% of those patients are men who have sex with men.}
According to the WHO, men who have sex with men are the group at the highest risk of infection right now. {About 99% of cases are among men, and at least 95% of those patients are men who have sex with men.}
Gay Man 1: Eeeeeew, what are all those bumps and sores on your face? You need to see a doctor about that?
Gay Man 2: Naw, it's just Schlong Covid, I think I got from that orgie a few days back. It's also all over my butt and junk.
Gay Man 1: mmmh, I didn't know you like to ride it dirty? We should hang out sometime once your don't look like a walking disease factory.
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Gay Man 2: Naw, it's just Schlong Covid, I think I got from that orgie a few days back. It's also all over my butt and junk.
Gay Man 1: mmmh, I didn't know you like to ride it dirty? We should hang out sometime once your don't look like a walking disease factory.
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by Rastathewhite July 29, 2022
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-Am i a Schlong Slayer?
- A who??
- Do i have good dick? Is my sex good?
- Oh yes you are a Schlong Slayer!!
- A who??
- Do i have good dick? Is my sex good?
- Oh yes you are a Schlong Slayer!!
by DosVons May 8, 2010
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