Schedule

List of things in order of when you will do it

Guys schedule:
Morning wood
Look up porn
Search random shit on ud
watch football

sex

by Flantacolisousniss March 28, 2015

Scheiße

SHIT in German. (SHY-ZUH)

Oh, scheiße, it's Hitler!

by RYHAB THE AHAB October 18, 2008

scheisty

(Adj.) Refers to any person or thing that is considerably cheap, poorly made or otherwise substandard.

I asked Vanessa if I could have a quarter for the parking meter and she said no. She's so scheisty.

Did you see that scheisty gift Riu got Chun Li? Who buys their girlfriend Post-its?

by Jason Htuizzo November 28, 2007

scheiße

Shit in German

Shit in German; scheiße

by festkjeppen January 20, 2009

schedule

Urban slang for a controlled substance regulated under the Controlled Substance Act. The substances are listed in a series of "schedules" numbered I through V, depending on when it was first subjected to federal regulation. These substances can be found at 21 C.F.R. § 1308 et seq.

"The five-oh came a'runnin' to pick up dem hoppers slangin' on the corners, but dey stopped me, and I had'a'had a little schedule in my pocket I forgot about."

by mcnulty April 13, 2007

scheched

To be the victim of someone elses incompetence or stupidity.

Johnny scheched me by accidentaly deleting all of important documents because he thought they junk files.

by Britt Forbes May 13, 2008

sceintists

A pretentious twat that has to spellcheck fucking everything.

Jesus christ, Justin Hornback is spellchecking everyone again like a fucking sceintists. What a dickhole.

by bitches magee July 4, 2014