by chenny baybay August 3, 2007

John I am rimming your ASSHOLE for two hours and you have me SCARED SHITLESS. as so far NO SHIT from you.
by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021

The theory that the core of the Earth is not made of molten iron and nickel, but instead a hamster ball filled with Scared Geologists that run around in circles to make it spin.
by empha September 18, 2023

Referred to by Bart in the episode where the Simpsons went to Italy. A Dodge Scare-a-van is an old/misshapen car that someone treats like it is amazing.
*Mr. Burn's scrubbing down an Oldsmobile*
Bart: Hey, Mr. Burns! Where'd you get that new Dodge Scare-a-van?
Bart: Hey, Mr. Burns! Where'd you get that new Dodge Scare-a-van?
by dsfhsdh January 11, 2011

A tendency among those on the right of the political spectrum, increasing with distance from the center, to have a visceral fear of law enforcement and other government agents violating their constitutional rights. This fear is unfounded because the police won't bother those who have it because they're white.
Chris got all right-winger scared at the border patrol checkpoint and started recording them, saying he wouldn't answer any questions. But they let him through because, you know...
by brynnn May 6, 2014

Tom made a resolution that his year would be full of excitement and adventures, not scaredom/scared-om/
by shewasdyingofscaredom December 15, 2020

Jafar: yo do you want to see this video I just watch
Dave: oh sure let me see
Lobster jump scare: (screaming sound effect)
Dave: (scream)
Jafar: hehehe
Dave: oh sure let me see
Lobster jump scare: (screaming sound effect)
Dave: (scream)
Jafar: hehehe
by Jeff2279 August 28, 2022
