samsung a80

Fucking underrated phone that's never talked about EVER, it has cool specs a flippy camera and whatnot but the battery is shit, still bigger than iPhones though

"Hey dude what phone is that?"
"It's a Samsung A80 it has that flippy camera"
*Drops phone*
"Fuck......"

by Ruiz ^_^ May 16, 2020

Samsung Smart Fridge

A fridge that Wilbur Soot (Dream SMP character) mistook for his mother after Philza Minecraft told him that a photo on the fridge was his mother. It’s a joke about how Philza married a smart fridge and became the father of Wilbur.

Did Philza Minecraft marry a Samsung Smart Fridge?

by bored_ December 16, 2021

gloopy sampson

When you are wiping your ass, and you get shit on your finger(s) accidentally.

Trying to wipe off the hanging chad resulted in a vicious gloopy sampson.

It is inadvisable to take a shit in a moving motorhome; you may get a gloopy sampson.

by Mag1ci4n January 8, 2008

Sansone

Pronounced Sans-own
To completely interupt a conversation between two people by iterjecting an unrelated topic.

person 1 to person 2: so I says to him, "it smells interesting but not like something I would ever want to eat".
person 3: I have a corn on my big toe.
person 2 to person 1: dude, person 3 just sansoned your ass

by Chaosdub October 17, 2008

Samsung Fanboys

Fans that are totally braindead and would defend samsung at any will and cost and raid anyones justifiable opinion against their products. They spend most on their time on their plastic and metal just sitting hours all day and talking shit about apple users and how they financially idiots they are yet most samsung fanboys would go out buy a new samsung without good consideration of products true worth. they’re the most annoying people to exist

Samsung Fanboys: yeah i got the new 30000$ ICondom Ultra 6G Galaxy Pen S.E.X
Person: Yeah who cares get what to pay for
Samsung Fanboy: OMG lol ur a stupid iSheep Apple is trash cause don’t have customizability

Person: Ecosystem is Convenient
Samsung Fanboys: ahh stfu go suck on apple cock and the iphone 12 has weak batteries and has no Customizability

Person: Samsung Fanboy detected

by weebsjustsuck November 25, 2020

Samsung galaxy s23

A pretty impressive phone and worthy rival to apples iPhone

Samsung galaxy s23 looks pretty damn gorgeous and versatile in terms of its features, it’s not surprise why apples iPhone gets nervous around it

by Dontaskaboutmyfish November 3, 2022

Sampson

a crazy, often reckless individual who may possess a dulled sense of pain and lacks shame in their actions; Occasionally has a ridiculous last name

Number 1: "Did you guys see that dude jump off that building!?"
Number 2: "Yeah, he was probably a Sampson."

by ZZss4320 December 28, 2008