slackership

Opposite of a scholarship. Would be awarded to slackers so they could go to college and sleep, party, smoke weed, and do it without wasting their own money.

Only way he is going to college is on a slackership because his pops isn't gonna spring for it.

by K. Clinton May 9, 2008

Slacker G2

Devices used by homosexuals to induce long periods of pleasure.

My boyfriend doesn't do it properly in the anal cavity and so I have to resort to a Slacker G2.

by BigDawg2353 February 24, 2009

Slackerjacker

A person who slacks off while jacking off.

That guy is such a slackerjacker.

by General Radec August 7, 2009

Sacktracker

A person that is very conscious of where his appendage is hanging (left/right/centre)

A: Hey ... uh, why does Lucas keep putting his hands in his pockets like that?

B: Oh, right. He's a Sacktracker, Davo.

A: Ah Shizzledizzle.

by Sacktracker November 25, 2009

slackerocracy

A system of government, such as found in many fast food restaurants, where if one is NOT a slacker, one has no voice and is ostracized.

"My work-ethic and can-do attitude didn't fit in at the Waffle House slackerocracy, and they canned me for doing the right thing."

by Nimrod_Nation August 14, 2012

sackretary

A male secretary

Gary "hey dude, is your secretary hot?"
Paul "nope, we've got a sackretary - his name's Cecil”

by AsH II April 10, 2012

Sackwrap

When a man stretches his sack out as to apply it to another man or woman's face sufficient enough to tighten up and drag the other said individual across said floor....

Ed s being real cocky tonight, I might have to give him a sackwrap.

by BLACKHEATHER December 15, 2018