take stock in

definition fluxuates with the state of the economy. when the economy is up (note: not right now) it means to start a stable relationship; to have sex with someone with hopes of being with him/her for a while. when the economy is down (note: right now) it means a one-nite stand; having sex with someone with a no-return policy.

I was bored Saturday nite, so I took stock in that hottie Jacob.

by Lauren February 9, 2003

Crimson Stocking

Crimson Stocking is where you give a very young black child a pink sock on christmas.

Tyrese Bryant was a naughty little boy so his uncle gave him a crimson stocking for christmas

by Blackout Bryant September 8, 2010

Stock Photo

A person so bland and basic to the point they look like a stock photo

Chloe is such a stock photo, literally no personality whatsoever.

by Rufus Seizure November 15, 2019

bump the stock

When silly bitches turn the bass up all the way on their stock speakers, in their cars, and it sounds terrible.

dude, don't be lame. buy some 20's or something, don't bump the stock

by Storzy April 25, 2008

stock douche

A term used by trust fund turds.

TFT: Ted told me he bought the OMGWTFBBQ stocks back when they were going at five bucks each. I mean, what a stock douche, right?

Person: Fucking trust fund baby. *walks away*

by Alloa May 10, 2010

stocking fat

The fat that spills over the edge of thigh high stockings that chubby chicks wear when they try to look sexy for their fat accepting boyfriends. Similar to pump fat

Stocking fat looks gross, no matter how hot the girl is in the face.

by xzybit April 25, 2007

stock douche

The guy that just happens to own every stock that ever takes off. A self-proclaimed Warren Buffet.

Brock: Hey Rod, you see WFR up 49%?? Trading at $25!!

Rod: Yeah.

Brock: I bought that like 3 months ago at 5 bucks... Put every dollar I had into it after I graduated Duke.

Rod: Awesome. Thanks for the tip... stock douche.

by akarod August 27, 2009