Hershey Squirt

When you accidentally poop when you're trying to fart.

Denver - Ay, I did a Hershey Squirt. I farted and a little pit of poop squirted out!

Tyler - Ewwww.

by Roxanne Hayley Michelle August 18, 2007

Nympho Squirt

A nympho who has the capability of ejaculating copious amounts of female love juice into her partners face. She generally recognizes her rare talent and embraces it as opposed to other girls.

Dude, I heard that Monica delivered a nympho squirt to Carls face.....fucking awesome! Im jealous!

by lopdop141 September 26, 2010

Dirt Squirt

The act of passing gas after anal sex where the semen coincidentally squirts out with the gas.

MAN: Why do you have that puzzled look on your face?
WOMAN: I need to change my panties.
MAN: Why?
WOMAN: Because you got back door action and I just had a case of the dirt squirts.

by dipstickin December 11, 2014

hershey's squirts

when you fart but a little brown squirt comes out with it.

Oh darn, I just laid two hershey's squirts.

by browner November 06, 2006

anal squirts

extreme case of diarrhea, so extreme that one often thinks they are urinating out of their anus.

drinking beer all night often leads to morning anal squirts

by raynebeau81 January 24, 2012

poop squirt

When your poop fucking squirts asshole

I ate hot wings last night now I got the poop squirts

by Stailballs May 02, 2016

turkey squirt

the process of accidentally squirting anal juices instead of the intended gas.

guy 1 "Ey bro listen to this!......O-Oh Shit."
guy 2 "What was that!?"
guy 1 "i just turkey squirted"

by analfrappuccino June 28, 2009