Robot love 

Robot love is somethingwomen just don't get, for example, if someone was to say "You wouldn't pull one of my lines off anyway, not without moonwalking. Stick to your robot love." but there was a comma missing. Love being common speak for "woman".

Most women would put two and two together, and get something retarded, like "Zarong".

Man: You wouldn't pull one of my lines off anyway, not without moonwalking. Stick to your robot love.

Woman: Oh there is a comma missing! Never mind, he must be talking about when transformers make out?

Robot love by Spoojinyourface August 18, 2009

Robot OS 

The OS of the future.

Stupid OS! You're supposed to serve humanity!

Robot OS by lunar April 4, 2003

Robot Teabag

the delicate art of teabagging while doing the robot

Man #1 Hey! Remember that girl from the club last night?
Man #2 Ya. What about her?
Man #1 I Robot Teabagged that bit*h!

Robot Teabag by Rewind! February 4, 2010

robot shit 

Empty (spent) nitrous oxide canisters, 'whippits', or cream bulbs often discarded and left lying around on the ground at music festivals or technivals where this is a popular drug of choice. The term originated from the observation that they resemble the faeces of robots, being both metallic and the shape of a passed stool.

Wow those guys must have had a big night last night, there's robot shit all around their tent!

robot shit by bdooofer January 12, 2016

Robot Head 

The act of a girl who looks like a robot attempting to give a guy a blowjob.

Bro, I got some crazy robot head from this chick last night and now my dick is torn up.

Robot Head by themanofmanwords July 11, 2017

robot cat dinosaur 

bi farr da most DaNk-a-licious animal in the history of the planet splugeburger.

eh...robot cat dinosaur.

robot cat dinosaur by jayden nelson420 August 15, 2017

Robot Texter 

A person to consistently have the same text conversations with every person on their contacts

"He's such a robot texter, I read his messages, and they are all the same, I don't feel special anymore."

Robot Texter by Mr.MurderMan February 4, 2018