Road Construction

Road construction is a team sport, usually played by only one team. The object of the game is to place as many orange cones on the road for as long as possible. The sport attracts a variety of spectators usually arriving by vehicle in the earlier mornings and in the late afternoons. The sport can also be coupled with a game of Detour. In the game of Detour, the fans are given a series of complicated directions to follow with one critical piece of information missing. The object of the game of Detour is to determine this critical piece of information.

1. Hey Bob, I'll be watching the Road Construction this morning so I'll be late to work.

2. Yeah, sorry I'm late. Detour lasted a lot longer than expected. They gave us some really tough clues.

by bob123456789123456789 October 2, 2008

Road dog

A homie you put in work with.

Yo I trust that homie with my life he use to be my road dog.

by BigPimppin6906 November 27, 2017

roadjob

A blowjob received while driving a moving vehicle.

"Shan gave me a roadjob on the drive back to her house last night."

by The RJ recipient October 25, 2004

Old Town Road

A country rap song written by Little Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus that describes the first person point of view of sex with a partner (or “pardner”).

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse (penis) to the old town road (vagina or anus)
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (orgasm)

Cowgirl: “hey Little Nas X what’s old town road really about?”
Little Nas X: “a loner cowboy on the road to success using only his extraordinarily large penis. It’s an autobiography.”
Cowgirl: “dang, you Gucci!”

by JJtheJackass June 10, 2019

Roadhouse Ent.

Dirty south record label since 2009 that originated in Fayetteville, AR. Co-founded by DJ Squishmitten and Lewisville Slugga. Known for very dirty lyrics(mostly freestyle) over crunk beats. Their most widely heard songs are Booty Sweat and Ice Cream Blow Job.

Sarah: "I just downloaded the new Roadhouse Ent. mixtape."
Logan: "I heard they're disgusting."
Joe: "Booty Sweat is sick!"

by Lewisville Slugga February 28, 2010

Randy Rhoads

The best guitarist who ever lived. Period. End of discussion.

Randy Rhoads is the best guitarist ever.

by Love, Kowski January 13, 2004

On road

Being on road is dealing drugs or trafficking.

Yo Michael sorry bro I couldn't respond to your text last night I was on road.

by DuskVXI June 26, 2016