rod rancher

A guy who maintains a stable of throbbing rods at his beck and call. Also, a guy who you really don't like at all.

"Wow, that dude is gayer than a Brokeback Mountain action figure playset with a squirtgun full of sweetened condensed milk!"

"Definitely a rod rancher, for sure."

by General Lee A. Dumas December 2, 2013

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bi-ratched

A sophisticated person with ratched tendencies (ghetto).

For example Kim Kardashian's sex tape, or a female that buys expensive weave and leaves it in beyond the allotted time and things begin to grow like mold!

Cookie Lyon's of Empire is wealthy, looks great but will act bi-ratched in a second if you touch her weave.

by PaulaGComedy April 29, 2016

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Huber rancher

The act of defecating on ones self when trying to flatulate.

Oh no! I feel a fart coming on. I pushed too hard which resulted in a Huber Rancher!

by Dirty underwear July 3, 2016

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Hueves Rancheros

A popular Mexican dish based on huevos rancheros in which one eats a plate of eggs, shits them onto a tortilla, and tops it off with salsa and cilantro. Typically enjoyed on Thursdays.

Me: How was your trip to Cancun?
You: It was fantastic! I had the best hueves rancheros at this four star restaurant!

by Trypanosome44 October 14, 2016

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Honda rancher 420

A Honda rancher 420 is a 4x4 utility atv and is a all around tuff four wheeler can tackle many terrains and is even resilient enogh to be wrecked into telephone cable anchor and still be good enough to ride home minus minor injuries.

I was trying to watch my friend ride his Honda recon when all the sudden my Honda rancher 420 tried to throw me off after hitting a telephone pole cable anchor.

by Eatthat445 February 12, 2019

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