Ralph Waldo Emerson

A Transcendentalist during the middle 1800s, who wrote essays like Nature and Self-Reliance, both garbage works of literature where he rambles on about nature and whatever other bullshit he can think of. Long winded sentences that have no meaning, yet we actually read this idiot. Emerson has actually been proven to be a flaming homosexual with his protege, Henry David Thoreau, who lived in a fucking log cabin all his life, masterbating a lot.

All the teachers say that you shouldn't write like that idiot Emerson.

by Winky March 4, 2005

Ralph Wiggum

A moron.

"I'm special!".

by person yo-yo August 2, 2003

Ralph School

A home-based school attended by the Drabble children, especially Penny and Patrick. It is taught by their father, Sergeant Ralph Drabble. Ralph is a tough teacher and often glares at his students when they don't do something he likes. This is the best place to learn how to be a mall cop. So if you think mall cops are pretty cool, check it out and go to Ralph School!

Ralph: OK, kids, you ready for Ralph School?

Penny: Right on, dad! I'm gonna love this.

Ralph: No, no sweetheart. At Ralph School I'm not Dad, its Mr. Drabble, OK?

Penny: (starts crying) But I've always called you Dad.

Ralph: Not in your Ralph School classes. (he gives her a gentle glare) See, Isn't this fun having me for a teacher?

Patrick: This is fun! Best school I know. Especially since you're our teacher!

Ralph: (starts laughing) Yes, this is like mall cop therapy. Ralph School is crazy! Class dismissed! (he glares at them again) Ralph School rules!

by Dusty's Baby Powder September 15, 2011

Ralph Cross

The type of guy to spend spend all period in the bathroom jacking off.

"damn where you doing a ralph cross in there?"

by BIG_KONKA April 13, 2015

Ralph the demon

Hunts jimin at night and likee fake love from bts

“ I blasted fake love ro Ralph the demon at 3 am”

by CHIMMYchanga 🌯 June 25, 2018

ralph walker

A self righteous asshole who likes to preach to people about how to live their lives while in reality they are as crooked as can be. Comes off as a happy go lucky person, but after you get to know them you find that they are judgmental and prickish. They are usually rich and make damn sure you know it. They like to make sexual jokes.

"He's such a ralph walker; did you hear him preaching about Danny and his meth?"

by sleepswiththepigs February 28, 2018

ralph lauren

a culture shock if you live in the boondocks.
i liken it to expensive abercrombie or hollister: the land of douchebags and the shirts with the pre-popped collars.

at ralph lauren do they actually pay people to pop the collars on all the shirts on all the shelves?

by rosenelson07 June 28, 2008