closet rack

The act of a woman hiding (taping down) her breasts to make people think she's a boy or man.

Hey Bob, Did you see Hilary Swank on the Oscar's Show last night in that low-cut see-through dress?? Man, she's got huge beautiful Mogambos!!! I can't believe that she had that 'closet rack' in the movie 'Boys Don't Cry'! I'm so happy to see that 'they' finally came out! Those titties are truly 'Million Dollar Babies'!!

by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009

Rack Off

A "rack" was a slang term for a motor-bike for older Australians. So, to go get "on-yer-bike" and go away upon a command you would be "racking off". To rack off is less rude, but alliterative, for another popular expression.

Hello mate, may i come to your party and dance the "Maroubra Stomp?"
No, mate, you may not. Rack Off.

by James Borlase October 24, 2005

Rack Monster

In the military the rack is your bunk. To rack out or hit the rack is to go to bed for the purpose of sleeping. If you find it difficult to get out of bed through fatigue, laziness, illness, hangover, depression, or any of a number of other reasons, then the "rack Monster" has ahold of you.

"I know we were all going to see Tina the Cat Woman today, but the Rack Monster had ahold of me and wouldn't let go."

by Big Tim 1949 May 20, 2009

rack tax

when a chick has a large rack, but she also has a fat gut and/or ass. the fatness is the taxation on the good rack.

she's got big tits, shame about the rack tax though.

by st3v3 November 2, 2006

lube rack

Menstrual cycle

Tamy didn't want to fuck cause she was on the lube rack

by 1longdickdaddyfromcincinatti May 17, 2015

Aftermarket rack

Fake breasts

Hey did you get a chance to check out the aftermarket rack on that chick? Must've cost a stack of dead presidents.

by Blankford1 December 7, 2013

rack liquor

Alcoholic beverages placed in a liquor rack either at home, restaurants, or bars.

Hey man, why don't you grab me a shot glass and some rack liquor!

by Andrew Barcetony June 28, 2017