An ugly fat bald headed crazy ass manwho gets 0 bitches and likes to threaten and attack random countries.
"Hey have you heard of Vladimir Putin?"
"Yeah! He's a bald headed ass freak who likes to attack random countries!"
"Yeah! He's a bald headed ass freak who likes to attack random countries!"
by katzekazten March 4, 2022
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by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 10, 2018
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Luc: Did you see Putin’s putain in the television?
François: He has a girlfriend now?
Luc: No mon ami, I mean Donald!
François: He has a girlfriend now?
Luc: No mon ami, I mean Donald!
by Professor grandmaster G July 19, 2018
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America's actual president since he won the 2016 presidential election. Can be found inserting his penis into Trump's mouth from time to time.
Joe: I thought Trump was president?
Jim: No, you moron, Trump's just pretending because he's President Putin's bitch.
Jim: No, you moron, Trump's just pretending because he's President Putin's bitch.
by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019
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Hey mate what is the definition of Putin
It is An Idiot who was dropped on his head when he was a baby and he has a forehead bigger than mega mind.
That makes sense
It is An Idiot who was dropped on his head when he was a baby and he has a forehead bigger than mega mind.
That makes sense
by #Save Ukraine March 2, 2022
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by kc September 18, 2003
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