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Tummy Puddles

Upon conclusion of intercourse, one removes his sword from the tunnel and releases tummy puddles on the opposing partners stomach.
When I was just about to finish, I pulled out and gave her some tummy puddles.
by @SlickNick911 February 6, 2015
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Dribble puddle

The area in front of a men’s room toilet or urinal that men have dribbled urine, and/or loose public hairs onto.

The guilty party is known as a “dribble dropper”
Every time I have to shit in public I have to make sure my belt doesn’t fall into the dribble puddle!
by agotaras2000 October 27, 2022
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Puddle penis

Used to describe the penis of an older male. Otherwise refered to as, a saggy dick
Aye yo, yo dick so small it lookin like a puddle penis
by Whycanticomeupwithwords September 27, 2019
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Puddle Slapper

When a girl is so wet that it's soaking everywhere so you take your dick and balls and start smacking them on the sheets causing her juices to splash everywhere
Matt gave MaryBeth the juiciest Puddle Slapper after she pegged him
by OfficialArbys June 2, 2023
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Puddle of Puke

Someone who has no social standing, has no ambition, no job and doesn't have any desire to better his situation.
Maria: Hey look who came to the church social?
Mom: Him! That puddle of puke!
by Mercana November 22, 2013
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turd puddle

Residue from squishy farts found in undergarments during bouts of diareaha
I thought it was a fart but ended up leaving a big turd puddle in my jockeys. Will become skidmark.
by BuzzlightyearND October 27, 2010
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eskimo puddle

Verb: When having sexual relations in the same topographic point, in which the sexual fluids from both parties amalgamate, sometimes with the same partner.

Noun: A "puddle" of bodily fluids that is visibly observed to be that of a sexual origin, from two or more consenting couples.
1: Noun
Q: What's that on your bed?
A: Oh that? That's an Eskimo Puddle, Bob and I used the same bed to have sexual relations with these two females.

2: Noun
Male 1: Hey bro, I just wanted to let you know I totally scored in your bed. You're gonna have to change those sheets, I left a puddle.

Male 2: No way man! Me too, I got with that Lucy chick. She was just laying in my bed waiting for me, she totally wanted me.

Male 1: Ha! Dude I totally banged her in your bed too!

Male 2: Shit man I thought that was all me, turns out we made an Eskimo Puddle and now we're Eskimo Brothers! Friends forever!
3: Verb
"Oh fuck yeah babe look at this Eskimo Puddle we just made, its nice and fresh. Pete will never know we banged in his bed right after him. My life mission is complete."

eskimo puddle sexual relation splooge
by akaemyers February 1, 2012
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