British: The end result of girl-on-top sex while menstruating; most often collecting in the man's navel, but occasionally on his scrotum. Known for its distinct reddish hue and delightful sloshing sound. It has been know to merge with existing duck butter or ass gravy to create decorative sheet paintings for the entire family to enjoy!
"Peppa, don't bother Daddy Pig! He's busy splashing around in the bloody puddle Mommy Pig left on his tummy!"
by DisembodiedFloatingHead October 21, 2018
Get the Bloody Puddlemug. A drink you ask your friends to order in order to drive them crazy for days on end. Hilarity enabler.
by Paul Landa February 19, 2009
Get the Puddle Ferretmug. When a girl is so wet that it's soaking everywhere so you take your dick and balls and start smacking them on the sheets causing her juices to splash everywhere
by OfficialArbys June 2, 2023
Get the Puddle Slappermug. by Whycanticomeupwithwords September 27, 2019
Get the Puddle penismug. by Craigopolis July 30, 2019
Get the Puddle playmug. Verb: When having sexual relations in the same topographic point, in which the sexual fluids from both parties amalgamate, sometimes with the same partner.
Noun: A "puddle" of bodily fluids that is visibly observed to be that of a sexual origin, from two or more consenting couples.
Noun: A "puddle" of bodily fluids that is visibly observed to be that of a sexual origin, from two or more consenting couples.
1: Noun
Q: What's that on your bed?
A: Oh that? That's an Eskimo Puddle, Bob and I used the same bed to have sexual relations with these two females.
2: Noun
Male 1: Hey bro, I just wanted to let you know I totally scored in your bed. You're gonna have to change those sheets, I left a puddle.
Male 2: No way man! Me too, I got with that Lucy chick. She was just laying in my bed waiting for me, she totally wanted me.
Male 1: Ha! Dude I totally banged her in your bed too!
Male 2: Shit man I thought that was all me, turns out we made an Eskimo Puddle and now we're Eskimo Brothers! Friends forever!
3: Verb
"Oh fuck yeah babe look at this Eskimo Puddle we just made, its nice and fresh. Pete will never know we banged in his bed right after him. My life mission is complete."
eskimo puddle sexual relation splooge
Q: What's that on your bed?
A: Oh that? That's an Eskimo Puddle, Bob and I used the same bed to have sexual relations with these two females.
2: Noun
Male 1: Hey bro, I just wanted to let you know I totally scored in your bed. You're gonna have to change those sheets, I left a puddle.
Male 2: No way man! Me too, I got with that Lucy chick. She was just laying in my bed waiting for me, she totally wanted me.
Male 1: Ha! Dude I totally banged her in your bed too!
Male 2: Shit man I thought that was all me, turns out we made an Eskimo Puddle and now we're Eskimo Brothers! Friends forever!
3: Verb
"Oh fuck yeah babe look at this Eskimo Puddle we just made, its nice and fresh. Pete will never know we banged in his bed right after him. My life mission is complete."
eskimo puddle sexual relation splooge
by akaemyers February 1, 2012
Get the eskimo puddlemug. It is a term used in crystal methamphetamine-smoking circles. Street names for Crystal Meth include ice, glass, speed, etc. When you load the product into your oil burner to smoke it, you have to carefully introduce the glass bowl to heat, like a lighter or butane torch, every time to want to hit it. Once it is hot enough, the solid drug in the glass bowl will momentarily become a liquid form. You then have to move that small amount of liquid drug side to side slowly by rotating the piece--"rolling puddles"--to avoid burning and wasting the drug if it just stays in one spot.
Once the glass piece cools, the drug in the bowl begins to crystallize and reform back into a solid. And if you want to hit it again, you have to roll some more puddles...
Once the glass piece cools, the drug in the bowl begins to crystallize and reform back into a solid. And if you want to hit it again, you have to roll some more puddles...
Kim: "Hey Pam, do you want to go clubbing tonight?"
Pam: "Nah, I'm really beat from work. I'm just going to stay home. I'm probably gonna end up rolling puddles with some Netflix.
Kim: "Hey, that sound better on second thought! I'll come over and show you my new pizzo!
Pam: "Nah, I'm really beat from work. I'm just going to stay home. I'm probably gonna end up rolling puddles with some Netflix.
Kim: "Hey, that sound better on second thought! I'll come over and show you my new pizzo!
by Borgata November 22, 2015
Get the rolling puddlesmug.