Puddle play

It’s that thing where you wait for flash flood alerts and then to do butt stuff in the water

Bro, did you get that flash flood alert? Should we go puddle play?

by Craigopolis July 30, 2019

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puddle of bitch

a way to describe a really sweaty female

I'm so sweaty, you know if you wring me out you could point to the floor and say look! puddle of bitch!

by carlamg May 25, 2007

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A wet spot or area of semen, usually found on a bed or table top.

Shit, I just rolled out to my own spunk puddle!

by $ure $hot November 13, 2016

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(Noun) the nasty pussy juice absorbed by your pants when you fuck your girl through the hole in your pants

Fool,you need to change yo pants cuz that nasty ass queef puddle stinking up the place.

by mcqueefmeister November 22, 2014

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When you're fucking a woman in the ass and she shits her self

"I was smashing this chick from behind and she shat her self but I thought fuck it and kept on going and that's how I invented the fudge puddle"

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Someone who has no social standing, has no ambition, no job and doesn't have any desire to better his situation.

Maria: Hey look who came to the church social?
Mom: Him! That puddle of puke!

by Mercana November 21, 2013

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I banged the shit out of Dave’s mom and left a big nut puddle on her chin!

by PeteyPaplo October 27, 2018

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