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Progressive

The flip side of the Fox News viewer. Like their conservative counterparts progressives believe themselves intellectually and morally superior to anyone of a different political persuasion. Also Like the Fox News junkie they often ruin your Thanksgivings and turn every conversation into a political one so they can excuse and ignore the failures of their life. They consume an unhealthy amount of news (usually TYT) and can be found jerking each other off on reddit. Also like the Fox News conservative They see the world as black and white and are responsible for the death of civility, empathy, and community. Progressive snobs and conservative trolls have turned the internet into an embarrassing nightmare.
Hey John are you a progressive or conservative? Neither, I enjoy peace and harmony. I’m also allergic to bullshit.
by Poopooonyou March 29, 2020
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Progressive Trance

Trance of the 90's. More of a hit and miss sub-genre of Trance. It is not really "progressive" as it continues to do what the original Acid Trance once did...but then got worse. It also sounds exactly the same as the e-tarded Progressive House. Anyone who loves the music in this genre will think they are an "electronic know-it-all" and have an overinflated ego.
Robert Miles & DJ Sasha and Digweed start here
by Jefro The Nig Controller July 2, 2004
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Progressive Romance

means the romantic relationships doesn't stop at boy/girl friend relationship.
Like a boy and girl can be more than friends. So they would be friends and lovers :P there is a Progressive Romance :P
by Timmy&Rachana November 21, 2009
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progressive marriage

Progressive marriage is a marriage that allows for either party to openly seek other romantic individuals. Both individuals are okay with the open marriage and it is not considered cheating.
John is married to Sarah, Sarah understands that John is attracted to other women, as she is also attracted to other men, they both see other individuals with consent from each other all while being married and in love. This is a progressive marriage that is open ended with no secrets as both parties are aware of the open relationship.
by Hey, why not.. May 19, 2018
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Progressishit

The worst ideological movement ever created. A gold mine for democrats and also the new comunism. Movements like feminism and lgbt are part of this.
Inferior being (which is also an infiltrated man waiting for his opportunity to bang some feminist girls): Hey dude, are you coming with me to the feminist march? we'll protest against patriarchy!
Superior being: Hell no, that's progressishit and it smells like sh*t!
by SuperiorBeingg June 16, 2018
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You're Looking Progressive Today

A casual greeting for a straight person to say to a homosexual person. Note that this is not to be used in a homophobic/mocking manner.
I saw my gay friend Adam today and said to him "You're Looking Progressive Today".
by The Nicholas and the Cage June 17, 2016
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Progressive grammar

rogressive grammar consists of the following:
Using Tahoma, Century Gothic, or Arial as your font instead of Times New Roman.
Using the ampersand '&' instead of typing the word 'and'.
Using numbers as numbers & not spelling them out as words, ex. instead of typing the word 'three' you type the character '3'.
Using the percent symbol '%' instead of typing out the word 'percent'.

This type of grammar fits pretty much every definition of progressive. It saves time & resources & it's easier to read than traditional grammar.

But society is against progressive grammar because it's considered to be incorrect & most people grew up being forced to use traditional grammar. College professors are the strongest opponents of progressive grammar. They would much rather have a stupid asshole in their class that uses traditional grammar than a genius that is progressive with their grammar.
Progressive grammar saves time & money.

Why cant society start using progressive grammar?
That would make everything shorter & nicer looking.
by SlashinatorX October 27, 2011
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