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Professional redditor

A person who spend most (if not all) of their time on the online site Reddit , a professional Redditor may or may not be a moderator for one if not many subreddits . A professional

Redditor will always base their self worth on Reddit karma
Steve hasn’t left his house since 2011 and spend 16 hours a day on Reddit subsisting off Doritos and a smug sense of superiority . He is a professional redditor

Professional Help 

A euphemism for mental health services, implying that mental health services are shameful and should be kept a secret. Also, in a country like the United States, which values the physically active, the tangible, metrics, and all and only that which can be seen and measured, the legitimacy of a group of professionals who sit on their butts all day listening to people bitch and moan has to be questioned.
-Did you hear about Mike? He's all kinds of messed up since getting out of the service: homeless, drugs and alcohol, divorced, all that.
-Yeah, I feel bad cause bro got hit by shrapnel. Still, I think maybe he needs professional help.
-... ... ... So, you gonna tell him he needs professional help?
-Hell no.
-Yeah, hell no...
-Maybe give him some space, right?
-Yeah, he's got is war buddies, right? Maybe he's turned into some kinda psycho.
-Yeah, let's just give him some space, bro. It's cool. He'll be fine.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
Professional Help by KeepItSweet November 17, 2022

Professional Bed Tester 

An individual who hooks up with random strangers frequently and stays the night in their bed.
I didn't realize Jessica was a professional bed tester till she told me her body count.

professional street hamsta 

definition 1: when one is undeniably the best street hamsta around town
definition 2: white people way of avoiding the n-word
guy 1: see that dude over there
guy 2: who?
guy 1: he do be the most professional street hamsta around the block.
guy 2: aight bet.

professional student 

One who is studying for a professional graduate degree; particularly a law, medical, dentistry, veterinary, or business student.
Man, what are all these undergrads' cars doing in the garage? As a professional student, I should get priority.
professional student by Rhythmgen January 20, 2010

Professional woman 

Quite simply, it means "bitch." Its a term often used in areas where people describe themselves, such as online dating sites (which is often the only place for them to get dates, since anyone who encounters them in real life realizes how unpleasant they are.)

Professional women generally have thinly disguised contempt for males, and are likely to remain single and childless well into their 30's, since they are about as nurturing as an electric chair.
I met a chick on Match.com last week who said she was a professional woman. Man, what an angry bitch!
Professional woman by Two11two December 30, 2008