procrastidate

When you keep arranging dates with potential partners in order to avoid doing work.

Person 1: Where's Mat?
Person 2: I think he scheduled a date tonight.
Person 1: what? he's got work to do?!?! and he's not even started? he's Procrastidating again...
(Procrastidate)

by stakzent November 16, 2015

Procrastination

The art of keeping up with yesterday

Procrastination: a student's life

by Fapjack June 21, 2016

procrastination

The art of putting of a task until the last possible moment, or just not doing it at all.

In college, procrastination is such a big problem we have a motto. "If tomorrow isn't the due date, today isn't the do date!".

by Nitro984 November 17, 2016

Procrastinating

I'll do this later.

I'm not procrastinating this definition, I swear.

by Edge Master 420 March 17, 2017

procrastination

something i do when its time to go to bed and i don't want to.

creating definitions on urban dictionary is a good method of procrastination .

by DrDoodlehead February 13, 2017

Procrastinate Ejaculate

When your sperm is lazy and decides to reach an embryo at the last possible moment causing the child to be born unfinished or defective.

Friend 1: Oh, I didn't know your cousin had Down Syndrome.
Friend 2: Yeah, he was just another victim of procrastinate ejaculate.

by FuktheGaze November 1, 2017

procrastinate

To put things off and not fini

I’m supposed to write an example, but I’d rather procrastinate and binge watch Netflix.

by voidedGround December 22, 2017