procrasturbation

n. to avoid work by masturbating.

I didn't feel like working on my novel so, instead, i just lay around procrasturbating.

by darren o'donnell July 17, 2004

procrasturbator

Someone who puts off doing work and masturbates instead. procrastinator + masturbator.

Will didn't even do his project lasnight he stayed up all night jerking it, he's such a procrasturbator.

by Partyup4269 June 1, 2009

Procrastabuddy

someone you talk to only when you procrastinate. like a fuck buddy but for homework laziness.

"Bother me. I'm bored." - Jake

"No, go do your essay. I'm not gonna be your procrastabuddy" -Ann

by Jake longwell October 6, 2009

Procrasteamaking

To waste time by making a cup of tea.

Person 1: Why arn't you revising?
Person 2: I'm procrasteamaking. Want a cup?

by Decius-the-biochemist May 20, 2011

Procrastasaviling

Procrastasaviling is a form of procrastination whereby an individual or group delay the performance of a task due to a slightly sick obsession with the late Sir Jimmy Savile. Procrastasaviling may often involve browsing videos and photos of Sir Jimmy and the creation of photo memes or remixes of traditional songs with a Savile theme. Procrastasaviling is frowned upon by the majority of the population and is becoming regarded as indicative of serious psychological conditions. Nevertheless it remains endemic among University students.

Jimmy spent all day procrastasaviling, he seriously needs some help!

by Sir Jimmee November 11, 2012

procrastaborter

A woman that procrastinates an abortion so long that she must go full term with her pregnancy.

That kid sure is lucky that his mom was Procrastaborter or he would not be here today.

by DeReese May 15, 2014

procrastinate

I'll tell you later but not right now because I am too lazy

I always procrastinate thats why i failed school and college

by smoovestarr April 3, 2005