Primal Love

Primal Love is when instinct and emotion, overpowers thought. When two bodies meet and they literally join as one with no inhibition.

The couple was clawing, grabbing, pulling, holding, and expressing what could only be Primal Love.

by Debbee46 April 17, 2018

Premature Enter-Hitting-Syndrome

One of the more severe side-affects of consistent and long-term use of online-social-networking software and technologies prescribed in normal circumtances to help cure social insecurities through a veil of anonymity and impersonal communications. Premature Enter-Hitting-Syndrome is recognizeable by the tendency to awkwardly send incomplete and/or inappropriate (whether intentional or accidental) messages to a fellow peer who is being communicated with. If premature enter-hitting-syndrome becomes recognizeable and persists for any length of time, sufferers should immediately stop the use of online-social-networking at the risk of further damaging their social reputation and ability to communicate with others. Activities such as meeting up with peers in person should be considered to offset the need for online-social-networking which may also offer other positive and noteable side affects such as being happy and having friends.

Premature enter-hitting-syndrome example:

Kellie: Don't tll anyone but I like Jordan
Brit: *this person has gone offline*
Kellie: 's new shoes
Brit: *online*
Brit: Omg you like Jordan? I just told Kevin!
Kellie: shit.

by Thatnameisalreadyinuse May 11, 2009

Premature shooting

When you cum too soon only to see that your gf is disappointed and broke up with you.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: When I was nailing her it was all fine until I had premature shooting and she was disappointed because I had a microshaft.
Guy 2: Take some Viagra.

by Urbanned September 8, 2015

priapism

A piece of information lacking in the other definitions is the fact that priapism, while sounding like fun, is extremely painful and requires surgery (aka draining the blood out) to fix. Priapism can be caused by several things, including the bite of certain venomous creatures on or near the genitalia, overdosing on a "male enhancement" supplement, spinal cord or brain injuries, clots, or sickle-cell anemia. Note that if you have been able to fap or bone your gf/wife/prostitute for four hours plus, you do not have priapism. If not treated properly, priapism can result in loss of genitals or possibly life.

Guy: Dude, I think I took to much Viagra. My dick feels like it's gonna blow!

Dude: That's priapism. It's not good, guy. You need to go to the hospital!

by info101-999guy June 7, 2009

parimalam

A Tamil (Southern Indian) word which can be used to express two thoughts:
1. Individuals who rape children.
2. Terrorists from Pakistan who engage in violent activities within India.

That parimalam should go to jail for years.

by Einstein Parimalam August 28, 2008

Primanti

The best fucking sandwich on the face of this world. Only made in Pittsburgh, the drunkest, highest, biggest party in the world.

Hey! Let's go eat a Primanti's, the best fucking sammich in the world, in this city! The best fucking CITY in the world.

by EvanzilcH May 23, 2006

Parimalam

A Tamil (Southern Indian) used to express contempt towards Pakistanis. The meaning is quite similar to "terrorist", "thief" and "liar." Perhaps one of the worst insults in the Tamil-Nadu language.

"Only a Parimalam would think of harming innocent lives."
"You are a f***ing Parimalam!"

by Einstein P. July 24, 2008