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Primanti 

The best fucking sandwich on the face of this world. Only made in Pittsburgh, the drunkest, highest, biggest party in the world.
Hey! Let's go eat a Primanti's, the best fucking sammich in the world, in this city! The best fucking CITY in the world.
Primanti by EvanzilcH May 23, 2006

Primanti'd 

The world famous Pittsburgh Primanti Brothers sandwiches, that used to be good tasty sandwiches with cloeslaw and fries on them.
Until over commercialization and wide spread franchising made the sandwiches the void of taste, a pile of garbage , a lot of dead calories and a hole in your wallet.
Now the term primanti'd has been used to proclaim the last time you will patronize a restaurant because the quality has gone to hell.
Dude 1: the food at this dinner has gone to shit!
Dude 2: sure has I remember how good it used to be, now it's terrible
Dude 1 as far as I'm concerned it's been Primanti'd
Primanti'd by TV2112 August 3, 2017

Primanti Brothers Smack 

During the act of copulation from a rear position, the 'smacker' scoops cole slaw into one hand and french fries into the other. They then proceed to smack his/her partner on each cheek, ass or face depending on preference, while proclaiming "How's yinz like me now n'at bizznitch!"

In Cleveland this is performed with a Panini’s sandwich and referred to as a “Panini’s Smack”, while in all other cities it is performed with peanut butter and jelly and is referred to as "The Peanut Butter Smack".
"ya' know after we drank all 'em Iron City's ahnd left yinz at da bar, we stopped ta get a Primati samich. well ya' know once we goht ta doin' et i 'ad ta give 'er a 'Primanti Brothers Smack'."
Primanti Brothers Smack by mg&nl January 22, 2010

Rectumglarium-primation 

The act of blowing up a balloon using the gas from your anus
Anal clown: "As an anal clown, I must use Rectumglarium-primation to blow up balloons in my acts."
Billy: "Wow, I never knew blowing up balloons with your ass would be such a popular thing."
An oxymoronic amalgamation used by shoppers of the Primark clothing chain, in order to add an illusion of Quality and high-class. Consists of PRI(mark) and (ar)MANI, the former being a cheap and tacky clothing store which incidentally sells knock-off, one-wear versions of the latter, a fashion house lead by Giorgio Armani.
"I got this from Primani on Oxford Street"
Primani by Thomas Garrod May 30, 2008
quality-defining synonym for the amazingly cheap chain shop 'primark'
Man 1: 'hey, nice cashmere jumper, who's it by?'
Man 2: 'Primani mate.'
primani by sebzzzzz October 29, 2007
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