pretentious

What all men from Texas assume all women from SoCal are.

I think you're pretentious simply because your area code is 949, even if you're the most down-to-earth person I'll ever know.

by illxnvrxtell March 14, 2011

pretties

cute underwear worn by pretty girls.
not overly sexy, but may have some lace.
are generally in pretty colors, but sometimes black, white, grey, or brown.

girl1: oh look, my shoes untied! *bends over to tie shoe, exposing cute lacey underwear*
girl2: awh, i can see yer pretties!
girl1: oops!

by ghettostarchild September 12, 2007

Precious

A more socially acceptable pet name for a woman's punani/cooter/snatch, usually as though referring to a voraciously hungry or angry beast

-- Don't worry, Precious, Daddy's going to feed you right now. Aren't you, Daddy?

-- Oh giiiirl! I ain't NEVER getting a Brazilian again! Precious is STILL screaming!!! (but she IS smooth!)

by AmusesHerself March 27, 2009

Precious moment

The act of making a fool of yourslef in public.

Did you just hear that guy, he asked if everyone has ancestors!
Yeah girl that was a precious moment right there.

by CheshireCat78745 December 10, 2010

Precious

basically any fat black (usually also ghetto) woman. Referring to the main character from the movie "Precious".

(Spot a fat black probably ghetto woman and say whoever to your with)
"Hey look, it's Precious!."

by stonerben March 25, 2010

precious

kodak moment

When the show-off kook skater ate cement, trying to pown the pro, it was sooo precious

by DARK-WOLF (the real DW) May 23, 2009

Pretentious

A word that douchebags use all the time in an attempt to sound intelligent. Usually the subject that the douchebag is using the word, "pretentious" against will have you asking yourself if they even know what the word means.

Douchebag: "I think that, "(Insert a name of a good show here)" is pretentious and overrated!"
Normal Person: "I really just think that the writers are just trying to entertain an audience, why exactly is it pretentious?
Douchebag: "(Couldn't Answer)"

by Dick Of Dastardly Deeds November 18, 2013