Hobo present

a gift, and/or artical of clothing left for a home bum aka hobo, to find.

Someone left their shirt in my car. Sounds like a hobo present!

I just found an awsome hobo present!

by Anthony Josafiend August 25, 2009

Guantanamo Christmas Present

When a girl is on top of you riding your face, she squirts without warning, effectively water-boarding you.

Dude, last night this chick gave me a Guantanamo Christmas Present.

by Wang Bendanez September 04, 2020

State Dependent Presentation

When one needs to be intoxicated in order to stand up in front of a group of people to give a oral presentation.

The only way to be successful for the upcoming presentation is too alter ones state of mind.

I have a state dependent presentation later today, I better start drinking now.

by River21 December 15, 2013

cannamas present

When your stoner friends give you a bag of ganja for christmas or at least get you high for the hoildays.

Willie Nealson gives the best cannamas presents out for the holidays last year we got a bag of cannabis wraped with a bow. plus he kinda looks like a stoned santa

by zachwarhawk November 30, 2010

Female presenting nipple

A crime against humanity, how DARE on my FAMILY FRIENDLY tumblr picture sharing and viewing site.

None shall show Female presenting nipple

by Clown from the trash dimension August 20, 2022

present giver

someone who gives presents

you are a bad present giver.

by fsdkfhks February 26, 2017

INVOLUNTARY PRESENT

It is a gift that is given by a RANGE CAST by a SPECIAL INDIVIDUAL.

Since DICK came out to greet everybody watching:

A HOST you never believed in to be that as such quite excellent in taste.

RANGE CAST ....REQUEST 60'S OLDIES..
BUS 837

YOU WON'T HEAR IT ON THE STRIP

SHAME SHAME MAGIC LANTERNS
WONDER WHO LONESOME ROAD
TEMPTATIONS SORRY IS A SORRY WORD

TURN IT DOWN...DRIVER SAYS ...COMPLY

CLOTHES CHANGE COVER GREEN SKIRT WITH UNICORN SHORTS...AS PUTTING ON LEANING DOWN

LOOK what you did you just COCKED YOUR DICK and gave away an INVOLUNTARY PRESENT plus we lost our VOICE.

Everybody who saw DICK gave away their EYES as an INVOLUNTARY PRESENT.
Uhh

I had this INVOLUNTARY PRESENT when I dropped a DEUCE unexpectedly because I forgot about MILLER'S PARADOX.

by METE MEAT MEET May 16, 2021