by Thecrayzman June 7, 2017
Get the Pornmug. by I M A Dogg October 14, 2009
Get the the pornsmug. Val: Hey Jacob, What are you up to?
Jacob:Trying to fix my computer
Val: What happened to it?
Jacob: I don't know
Israel: CUZ THERE'S PORN ON HIS COMPUTER!
Jacob:Trying to fix my computer
Val: What happened to it?
Jacob: I don't know
Israel: CUZ THERE'S PORN ON HIS COMPUTER!
by Moimoi667 September 1, 2013
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by earpinch2 August 15, 2009
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Some friend: Hey, JC wanna go make fun of people?
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by Jonathan Cervantes December 28, 2005
Get the Pornmug. Porn: I was skipping down a hallway during the break time at my school. Closing my eyes, skipping into class. Crash! I ran into Levi Faten (aka the cutest guy in the whole high school). We vote crashed on to the ground. I accidentally grabbed his large penis.I blushed and noticed right away that he had his hand on my breast. He immediately jerked his hands out of the way and so did I. We both stood up and I said "Erm.." very quitley. We both were blushing so bad. It was so awkward..we eventually just walked our different ways. I sat at my desk in the classroom. I slowly started to daydream about Levi. I thought in my head "Levi and Kiley..." After class I went to my locker. I found a note that said meet me at 497 Sakaj Lane. After school I went to the place and found a luxurious mansion. I saw Levi standing at the door. "Welcome Kiley" he said in a sly voice. We both went inside and Levi leaded me to the sixth floor. He went into a bedroom with a huge bed and a large bathroom. He went into the bathroom and came out carrying a small 7 inch box. I read the word condom. I was surprised and I knew immediately what he was doing. I slipped off my clothes and he took off his. He said "doggy style?" I said "Yes" I got on my hands and knees. He slipped on the condom. He slowly inserted his penis in my vigina. "Mmm! Aaaahh!" He was going slow and it started to get calmer. "You ready?" "Fuck me daddy!" He went so fast and hard. "AHHHHH! FUCK ME! HARDER HARDER!"
He went so hard,fast and smooth. There was cum everywhere. Blowjobs, scissoring, anal, and more happened. That's some porn
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