Porn

What kind of sick bastard would look up Porn on the Urban Dictionary

Like If you agree that sick fucks find any kind of Porn because there lonely as fuck

by Thecrayzman June 7, 2017

the porns

porno; pornography obviously. you just say it like this cuz it's funny

wat r u downloading?
o just dling the porns lol

by I M A Dogg October 14, 2009

Porn

What destroys your computer's hard drive

Val: Hey Jacob, What are you up to?

Jacob:Trying to fix my computer

Val: What happened to it?

Jacob: I don't know

Israel: CUZ THERE'S PORN ON HIS COMPUTER!

by Moimoi667 September 1, 2013

Porn

Why aren't you on it now?

seriously.

go watch porn

by manguymandude August 25, 2010

Porn

The traditional way for men of all ages to combine ejaculate, idiotic clichés about female college students and the deletion of their browser's history into one big multi-billion Dollar industry.

I signed a petition demanding that the Incognito mode of Google's Chrome browser be renamed "Porno Browse".

by earpinch2 August 15, 2009

Porn

The best shit you'll ever see. You can find it in a video or even in a magizine, but the most popular way of seing it is through the internet.

Some friend: Hey, JC wanna go make fun of people?

JC: You can go make fun of people and shove it up your ass, i'm watching Porn-o!

by Jonathan Cervantes December 28, 2005

porned

v. to shorten the lifespan of a computer significantly by viewing excessive amounts of pornography. Very similar to catching a STD but for your computer. Making it extremely complicated and frustrating to stream music, movies or any website.

enducing your computer into a pornographic "coma"

bro 1: "Dude did you jump on the computer and watch the new episode of Tim and Eric?"
bro 2: " I would thoroughly enjoy that but I've porned my computer to death

by frankyfarts May 20, 2010