SHY POOPER 

A person who can't do a number two in a public restroom if they are not alone.

Scotty came out of the bathroom discouraged and distended because the endless stream of gents using the public toilets meant he couldn't do his business. Scotty is a shy pooper.

Shy poopers live in fear of bowel blockers.

SHY POOPER by benthered October 20, 2013

Starship Pooper 

When you lay on your stomach and fire a crap out of your ass toward the sky.

Kirk was lying on his belly naked when he fired a Starship Pooper out his ass into outer space.

Starship Pooper by joseph blough April 15, 2022

Serial Poster

A "Serial Poster" is typically a Facebook addict and a narcissist who compulsively will add a new post about their self every hour or less. This is for the purpose of validating their own importance to a dwindling audience who is increasingly censoring them as their enthusiasm fades away with each new self absorbed post. The Serial Poster also will have a core group 3-6 unconditional fans who will "Like" indiscriminately each post that is made regardless of it's pertinence or relevance to their own opinions.

Everyone is sick of your self absorbed posts, you have become a serial poster.

Serial Poster by Ben Morgasm June 22, 2014

Harry Potter and the Noscopers stone 

One of the best videos on youtube full of the greatest old memes and is one of the best to watch with the fam

damn I wish harry potter and the noscopers stone was more popular

Harry Potter and the Noscopers stone by funkeee potateees January 28, 2019

Albus Severus Potter 

The son of Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley. He has one brother, James Potter (named after his late grandfather), and one sister, Lily Potter(named after her late grandmother). He is named after two late headmasters of the wizarding school, Hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore, and Severus Snape, both of whom held close relationships with his father, Harry Potter. Last we heard, he was entering his 1st year of Hogwarts, and very worried that he might be placed in the Slytherin house instead of the preferred Gryfindor.

Man, i wish J.K. Rowling told us more about Albus Severus Potter before ending the series.

Albus Severus Potter by Harry_PotterFan69 February 22, 2009

shit of pooper 

1 A slip of the mouth. You were actually trying to say sheet of paper.
2 Something your teacher doesn't ask you to take out for a pop quiz

Teacher: "Ok class, it's time for a pop quiz, everyone take out a shit of pooper- oh my word!!!"

Class: "HAHAHAH!!!"

shit of pooper by mothercocker November 3, 2010

schooner pooner 

The condition, particularly odor-wise, of a vagina after being worked well the night before.

Man, he must've hit it good last night, she's sporting some serious schooner pooner.

schooner pooner by Fisheye1 November 20, 2019